That Smarts: A Second Volume of Musings from the Mind of a Newlywed
We wanted to leave Jessica and Nick alone to enjoy their love, life and TV fame--but now that we've served up the first compendium of Jessica's jewels, we see the girl's gonna keep on talking. So, in the interest of science, we bring you a second helping of her penetrating observations.
"I'm not a good try-er clothes-er on-er."
The Situation: Looking for an outfit to wear to a TV appearance, Jessica and her mother pick through dozens of getups looking for the perfect ensemble.
The Profound Lesson: This is big. In this Oprah-worthy bit of personal revelation, Jessica admits she suffers from a rare disorder that prevents her from dressing herself properly. This also explains why the cameramen often linger over Jessica's body parts when they seem to be surging out of her outfits. They're just worried about her. It's touching, really.
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